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Her Boyfriend Has No Idea That She Has A Prosthetic Leg!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

How long do you date somebody before you reveal you have a prosthetic? She's been dating a dude for two months and he still has no idea that she wears a prosthetic leg! How should she break it to him?

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0:00.0

You're on the Bert show.

0:02.0

What there are some things when you start a new relationship that are easy to hide right and you can hide maybe there are others that you should reveal right off the bat

0:10.6

Kristen's got the email asking just that question.

0:13.3

Oh this is going to be a doozy. Hi Bertio I've been dating a guy for a couple of months

0:18.4

I'll call him Ken we've been going out about once a week whenever Whenever we've gone out, I've always worn pants.

0:24.8

Long pants.

0:26.0

Let me explain.

0:27.5

I lost my left leg below the knee

0:29.5

in an accident a couple of years ago.

0:31.4

Yes, Kristen, you can tell Bart that I'm a member of the Nub Club

0:34.4

although my nub is a little more noticeable when I'm wearing shorts or a bathing suit or a bikini.

0:39.7

My boyfriend and I are going to a water park this weekend and I'm freaking out.

0:44.6

I haven't had the chance to tell him that I have a prosthetic leg.

0:48.6

He hasn't noticed the bottom half of my leg is prosthetic because it's always covered up

0:51.8

when we're together.

0:53.0

I've gotten pretty proficient walking without a limb so he hasn't even noticed.

0:57.0

I feel lucky to be alive which is why I started dating again.

1:00.2

He is the first guy I've dated since the accident.

1:03.0

It took a while for me to gain back my confidence to date,

1:06.0

so I've been hesitant to tell him about my leg.

1:08.0

Should I tell Ken about my leg before we go to the water park,

1:12.0

or should I just whip it out at the park?

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