Are Short Kings Actually Genetically Blessed?
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 5 June 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Shout out to short kings! Do you ever wonder why you didn't grow? It's probably because God blessed you with something else! Do you agree?
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| 0:00.0 | The Fertia. |
| 0:01.6 | If you're a man under six feet tall or let's be real a legitimate 511 |
| 0:07.0 | you probably think women don't want to date you because they're not attracted to you |
| 0:10.2 | and that is not the case at all. In fact women feel the exact opposite. So much so that actually I feel like |
| 0:16.7 | Tic-Tic-Toc user at Mary underscore, um, |
| 0:21.1 | frees it perfectly for how women feel about a short king when they see them out and about. |
| 0:27.0 | Short men are literally the living, breathing embodiment that you can't always have everything. |
| 0:33.7 | Because their face cards are lethal. |
| 0:36.4 | Like short men face card, insane. |
| 0:38.9 | But then they're 5-4. |
| 0:40.1 | Like you always have to like either look down at them |
| 0:42.2 | or they're like at your eye level and it's so funny because God really says you want everything I don't think so face card and height not on earth and it's so funny because every day it reminds me that you literally can't win like you |
| 0:54.6 | can't have everything and it's hilarious. So basically what she's saying I think it is |
| 1:01.0 | something that I think a lot of single women or I don't know how the |
| 1:05.4 | gays feel about hype but I'm sure homosexual men feel as way when you you |
| 1:10.4 | typically are attracted to hype but we have found that short kings usually |
| 1:15.7 | have prettier faces than men who are above six feet. I don't know if it's a |
| 1:19.7 | genetic thing. Might be an angle. Might be the angle? |
| 1:23.0 | You know, you think about Hollywood, a majority of leading men in Hollywood are on the shorter |
| 1:27.7 | side. |
| 1:28.7 | Or shorter kings, like all the guys on Bridgerton, you think they're like these tall very regal elegant long men no |
| 1:36.2 | like some of the guys that are leading men on Bridgerton are like 5-8 but you can't |
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