Beauty And The Bathhouse

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Bad Life Alert Acting 1:28.208 Another Low Battery Smoke Alarm 5:20.494 AI Emma Watson Still Harassing Poor Man 7:51.723 Gay Dream Date: Blowing Dudes And Big Macs 12:48.154 Butt Dialing 911 While Kill Dudes (In A Video Game) 15:09.356 Shitty Uber Passengers 23:30.806 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:55.748 North Korea Bans Fun In All Forms 30:20.737 Sucking Down A Condom Banana 35:12.761 A Love Triangle Gets Punchy Down At The Race Track 37:52.905 Voicemails: […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, January 27th, 2023, coming up on the program today, Beauty in the
0:06.0	Bath House.
0:07.0	Plus, a very unfortunate time to butt dial 911, porn parties and prostitutes, the three
0:12.6	P's outlawed in North Korea, and that's not the way a condom rap banana goes inside of
0:17.8	you.
0:18.8	All coming up today.
0:22.8	Distorted view daily, proudly presents another disturbing and maybe illegal phone
0:29.6	sex advertisement.
0:30.6	Hello, my kids.
0:31.6	I'm Mr. Daniel.
0:32.6	I run a boarding school for naughty little whores.
0:36.6	I teach them that you can never ever tell a man no.
0:40.6	Mmm, during my homestow, I love teaching my children how to play.
0:45.6	That's right.
0:46.6	My boys and my girls play with me and their dads.
0:49.6	I taught them how to lick and fuck.
0:51.6	They're bisexual.
0:52.6	The twin girls let the suck daddy stick as well as mommy's pussy.
0:56.6	And daddy loves fucking those little girls.
0:58.6	Oh, do you want to hear how we raised our children to be nice little fucked toys?
1:03.6	Want to check on me?
1:04.6	I'll be glad to share my stories with you.
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