The upside of coronavirus was supposed to be that I don't have to go on a cruise.

Somehow my family had talked me into this for all of these years for my entire life I have

avoided going on a cruise and then my mom and my husband joined forces they wore me down. They campaigned me. They hit me up. They showed me brochures. They showed

me websites. And they finally just beat me down to the point that I said,

oh, fine, I'll go on a cruise.

And then we got word that due to all the shutdowns,

it was canceled. And I was like oh man

Darn the luck what you're kidding me

Cancelled that you say like I can't spend a week out of my one life on this earth stuck

in the middle of the ocean? What no? Ah!

You mean now we have to do something else instead that will

force us to deal with things like having access to a car

and dry land and grocery store. and Do some other activity that like we can come and go as we please and no one's even going to

restrict what we pack and bring to this vacation, how could we even enjoy that?

No, I want like a water world vacation.

I'm just stuck in the middle of the ocean.

This is sad, I'm sad. What on earth could we possibly do instead? I just, oh I don't know.

I don't know. Well well maybe we'll think of something

but somehow but no but no just when I was dreaming of like doing anything else this summer other than going on a cruise,

somehow it has turned out that now we're going on two cruises.

Somehow this is how this whole thing... that now we're going on two cruises.

Somehow this is how this whole thing shook out,

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