My kids spend way more time on screens than your kids do.

For sure.

You're like, but yeah and my kids.

No, look, if there were to be a scientific study where doctors in lab coats tried to determine

if at any point you can spend so much time in front of a glowing screen that it actually melts the human brain?

It wouldn't look a whole lot different than what's going on in my house.

And I'm not even worried about it. If you were to list the things that stress

Jen out, the things that keep Jen up at night. The amount of time my kids spend on screens would be like number 1,862.

It is not a big source of stress for me, but I know that a lot of you do stress about this.

So for today's episode of this fine program, I would

like to be the Pied Piper leading you into a new land of freedom where I just cut your stress level in half about how much time

your kids spend on screens. I'm going to make a compelling case that you shouldn't

worry about this as much as you do. But first a word from

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