Let's talk about dopamine hits, those things that we are all relying on right now to escape reality, shopping, drinking, eating entire bags of chips in one sitting.

I've pretty much been hitting all of the above so we can have a discussion about that.

I'll tell you about how that actually went a little bit off the rails recently but I want to

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All right, speaking of cheap alcohol that causes problems

in people's lives.

So I ended up rather hung over yesterday and it was it was my own fault. The problem is so I keep I have been fine when I stick to drinking mead that I keep saying on

Instagram that that is what we drink in quarantine that that's my mantra in

quarantine we drink Meade.

And I live in a very hip city.

I live in Austin, Texas.

And so you can buy Meade in the can here, like the canned meadead and it's a local mead brewery and I do think if I ever had to move that would be my litmus test for a city that I could live in.

Could I go to any grocery store, suburban grocery store,

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