Hello and welcome to a TV special of Help I Sexton My Boss. We're buzzing for this.

Yes, this episode of Sexted is brought to you by TV licensing.

This is a little bonus episode for Eugene Devers as TV licensing have asked us to talk about one of our absolute

favourite topics, the telly. Are we sure you are the person to be talking about television? Why?

Well, given your track record, do TV licensing know what they're doing? Well, me talking about

TV doesn't mean the show is going to get cancelled. Me being on TV shows. Well, let's find out.

After my track record means there's a good chance it'll be cancelled. Okay. Because Claudia's just left strictly and we might be mentioning traitors. And I think she wants that to go for a bit longer. So maybe we don't talk about traitors in case the Jordan North curse. That's one of my, but this is a thing. We bloody love telly. We do, yes. And over the last year, you may have heard

Jordan and me working with TV licensing to shine a well-deserved spotlight on some of the

programs we've been enjoying. Today, we are going to rank each of our top five shows of the past

year. Just to let you know, a TV license covers you for over 400 TV channels and everything on BBCI Player. So we've got a lot to pick from. To find out more, you can go to tvl.com.uk-fork-fords slash pod. That's tvl.com.com. Now, let's talk about British television first. The best television. Yes. Why is it the best television? Compared to American or French or, you know, Korean. Well, I've never seen much French or Korean television. Have you not? No. But British television in particular? Yeah, I've watched a lot of American television. But there's something about British television that just feels, I don't know, obviously it's our humour. Exactly. It's warm. It's cozy. We can relate to it. You can relate to it and I just think...

You know, you watch shows like Happy Valley

and it's basically like watching your childhood.

Give or take the arson and the murder.

Yeah, I think my child would probably have more trauma than having to do it really?

Yeah.

Of course that's saying something.

But again, that's proper British television, British writer. I watched Downton Abbey, I think of my childhood. Yeah, exactly. That was literally your childhood. Oh, uncannily. Yeah. So it's just a song about British television that I love, and I think it is the best in the world. And most of our TV is actually exported to other countries.

Well, indeed. Look at Strictly. I mean, it's exported to so many different countries,

either as dancing with the styles or different formats. But can I also say the other thing

about a lot of British television programs compared to American, for example, shorter.

I find American series just go on and on, Especially the sitcoms. And it's never ending. And if it's a phenomenal series, that's fine. But some of them that you like, you kind of like, but don't love. I'm watching one at the moment. And I'm like, this could be a three-parter. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Three-parter, stripped over three

Sundays, finished. Exactly. That's how we do it in Britain. We're now to get it. And I think the

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