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Help I Sexted My Boss

Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions

Help I Sexted My Boss

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Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Jordan North Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Hilarious Dilemmas, Relationships, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, William Hanson Etiquette, Comedy, Society & Culture, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Social Etiquette Advice, Best British Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast

4.97.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys learn that you shouldn't put duck butter in your mouth and Ben and Jordan open up their very own BJ Services.

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0:00.0

There's lots of very funny dilemmas coming your way in just a moment.

0:06.6

You can watch every episode of Help I Sexed My Boss too.

0:10.1

From Jordan's attempts to be a YouTuber back in 2010, seriously, the second-hand embarrassment

0:15.2

is real, to William's reaction to seeing a fanny for the first time.

0:19.6

There are so many brilliant moments that you need to see.

0:23.0

Search for help I texted my boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode.

0:34.1

Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week,

0:40.7

random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on,

0:43.8

and how our advice went down with you, our G and Divas.

0:47.3

Are you doing much this weekend?

0:48.6

What am I doing this week?

0:49.4

Oh, yes, we've got Mikey, well, and my niece and nephew and family coming to stay. Oh, in the spare room? Indeed, yes. You're giving up a room. Must be loved. In fact, there'll be the first, oh no, the way, there'll be the second overnight guests. Don't roll your eyes. I'm not rolling my eyes. Yes, you did. I've never said a word. Your face did. I've never said a word.

1:11.5

Well, that'll be nice and wholesome.

1:13.2

Indeed, yes. So what are you doing? I've got a gardener coming around. Oh, not mine. Not a gardener. Not Monty Dong. Because I'm not like fancy like you, but I'm a garden. There's only so much you can do. Yeah, sweep it was my suggestion.

1:26.9

Someone coming around to like...

1:28.1

You've got someone, Jamie, come around to...

1:29.2

I'm not going to pay sweep it was my suggestion. Someone coming around to like...

1:28.1

You've got someone, Jamie, coming around to...

1:29.3

I'm not going to pay a gardener every week because I can do that. No, that's ridiculous. But they're going to come around and like, it needs proper doing. So I'm paying a gardener to do it. I don't want to be funny. I'm not being funny because you and I have very similar

1:43.4

it's all paved

1:44.5

Yeah I know but there's

1:45.4

It's not even flower bag

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