Hell's Personal Trainer #95

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

With Hell's Army looking soft ahead of the War Against Heaven, Clayton brings in Chad Phyres to whip the military in shape and make Chris feel the burn. Special guest Chad Phyres played by RT Animation's Eddy Rivas! Give the gift of Hell this Christmas with GMFH merchandise: bit.ly/hellmerch Go to http://hellofresh.com/goodmorning14 and use code goodmorning14 for up to 14 free meals and 3 free gifts.

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0:00.0	This is a Rooster Teeth production.
0:05.0	Good morning from Hell, I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punts-
0:17.0	AH! Is the turtle thud at Shrewd? Is it spying the rest of his life through the podcast and hell? I'm your co-host Clayton!
0:24.0	Uh, brother Satan and secretary of war! Yeah, ow, we have to interview everyone in hell. Oh, what was that for?
0:32.0	I don't know where Chris we're getting hard today. We're getting hard. This is the toughen you up, alright? Are you excited? Are you ready?
0:39.0	No.
0:40.0	Okay, well you gotta have to be here else I'm gonna hit you three more times maybe four more if you test me.
0:46.0	Chris, it's, it's, it's go time baby, it's go time.
0:49.0	Alright, where are we going?
0:51.0	Well, we're gonna stay right here. Okay, and do an interview, but it's go time though still.
0:57.0	Okay, put your hands up.
0:59.0	Alright, they're up. Do it, do it. Like I just don't care.
1:02.0	No, you can put him to back down. I don't know how to express excitement anymore.
1:07.0	Um, I'm just really jittery today, so uh, yeah.
1:11.0	So what exactly are you so pumped for?
1:13.0	Well Chris, you know this because you know we've been in for a while but we've got a war against heaven coming up very soon.
1:19.0	I gotta say I'm super excited about it. Yes, recruitment is down.
1:23.0	Yes, the majority of hell doesn't believe that we're gonna be able to win.
1:27.0	Uh-huh.
1:28.0	Yes, we're facing a massive, massive obesity problem here in hell and our troops are not in shape.
1:32.0	Uh-huh.
1:33.0	But there's, there's a little bit of a, there's a little bit of a silver lining Chris.
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