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Good morning from Hell, it's your good friend Clayton. Here as usual with my buddy Chris. Hello Chris.

Hello and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast for me.

I'm gonna interview everyone in hell and Clayton, how are you doing? No, I'm doing great. You didn't give my description anyways.

You're the secretary of the secretary of war that is correct and also AMD Brothers Satan.

The more successful brother of Satan, the most successful brother of Satan. Of all the brothers of Satan, I am the most successful.

We never talked about my family tree, have we?

Not really. I haven't really explored it a ton, but yeah. So you're saying the most successful brother of Satan?

I think the most successful of the brothers of the family. Yes. I mean, we got we got Peyton.

He's just an accountant in hell. Dayton. He's traveling abroad up in Europe right now.

Peyton, that's actually my sister. Peyton, he is actually a big actor up on earth.

Slateon, he is a despite his very violent sounding name. He's actually, he's a, he works for the Peace Corps. Bit of a black sheep, that one. White sheep, whatever.

Yeah, I mean, I guess when you put them all like that, I mean, you're not doing too bad.

Oh yeah, no, I'm doing great. I'm very successful. I'm doing great. I'd say neck and neck was Satan. I mean, we're about at the same level of success.

You know, always something to talk about it. Hey, it's giving. But anyways, Chris, we got, we got a big episode because things are about to change around here.

Yeah, how so?

Well, as you know, we're in a war against heaven. The big battle has not happened yet, but we're prepping for it.

So obviously we're gathering all our resources. You know, we've been going out and trying to pull sure our forces, you know, get as many people signed up for Hell's Army as possible.

But the big thing I've been wanting to focus on is those secret weapons, those big, big powerful game changing weapons, Chris.

Yeah, like what?

I mean, you know, we've tried various things. We've tried espionage. We've tried chemical warfare.

You know, we've tried air warfare, all that stuff. But today, I think we finally cracked it. I think we have the thing that's going to really change the tide of this war.

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