Hobbits and Orcs and Elves, Oh My! - w/ Tales from the Stinky Dragon! #94

Good Morning From Hell

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

In a last ditch effort to win the war against heaven, Hell’s top military recruitment officers teleport to a magical fantasy world. Featuring Barbara Dunkelman from our other comedy podcast, Tales from the Stinky Dragon! Check it out here: https://linktr.ee/TalesFromTheStinkyDragon Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠.
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to someone, so whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm into, found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and seize apply. Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife and I'm joined as always by
0:50.1	Satan's younger brother Clayton though his more formal title is both
0:55.4	podcaster and the Secretary of War with the upcoming War with Heaven.
1:00.9	Yeah, yeah, hey, hey, Chris, put this on, put this whole wardrobe on.
1:05.0	What is, this is like a, is this a dress?
1:07.0	No, Chris, it's a tunic, okay?
1:10.0	Haven't you played Zelda?
1:11.0	Idiot?
1:12.0	Yeah. Okay. All right, strap this belt up. Haven't you played Zelda? Idiot.
1:12.5	Yeah, okay.
1:13.9	All right, strap this belt on,
1:15.2	alright, put these pants on.
1:16.4	Try these boots, do these boots fit?
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