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🗓️ 5 December 2025
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland. |
| 0:07.5 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update. |
| 0:13.5 | I'm Christopher Titus, people, and this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:16.8 | And as the crazy in our government continues, I am speechless, honestly. It's actually so much that we hear at the update, we can't keep up. So we watch minute by minute as the most incompetent collection of boobs, morons, imbeciles, and frankly evil idiots continues to dismantle all we stand for in America. And we do our best here as we watch this crew of dipshits being told by our courts |
| 0:39.9 | and our rule of law that all the crazy they're doing is illegal, including murdering people in |
| 0:44.9 | tiny boats. At least one of them is getting regular in absent press conferences. Thank God for |
| 0:49.9 | him. Nine night, Jabba. So why are we here? Why would you even vote for a party that has done all it could to destroy the lives of normal Americans |
| 0:58.9 | while taking those Americans money, health care, and basic human rights while giving that money |
| 1:04.7 | to people so rich they can't spend the money they already have in a hundred lifetimes? |
| 1:10.2 | Stupid. |
| 1:10.9 | Hey, I just define stupid. |
| 1:13.9 | So let's go over what the Republicans have done in the last 40 years. |
| 1:18.6 | Because that's why we're here. |
| 1:19.9 | And because I don't have a month, this is just a partial list. |
| 1:23.0 | Let's start basic. |
| 1:24.5 | Minimum wage. |
| 1:25.9 | The federal minimum wage has been at 725 since 2009 that's over 15 years |
| 1:30.5 | and the only people who voted no on raising your paycheck republicans every single one voted |
| 1:35.7 | fuck you america democrats every single one voted hell yes more education did you guys |
| 1:41.3 | did you guys know that college used to cost 243 dollars a year? All in. That's tuition, housing, |
| 1:45.9 | everything, equivalent to about $2,400 in today's money. And this was before the Republican Bob's |
| 1:51.3 | big boy was president. Reagan said the government shouldn't, well, subsidize intellectual curiosity. |
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