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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Jesus Christ, we're finally back.

Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.

follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:07.0	Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler.
0:12.7	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately
0:22.2	seek.
0:23.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:27.0	Welcome back to R tales of magic. It's been a minute.
0:37.0	It's been a minute. It's been too long. You wouldn't guess it though to look at you.
0:40.0	You haven't aged a day. You look fantastic, is what I'm saying saying and I'm not just saying that I mean that we
0:47.0	sent this feed out to you in particular because you look so good all right we find
0:52.3	ourselves in the woods of the Cordelia pastoral.
0:55.9	Our heroes have returned to their own bodies after Cordelia, using Albie's body's memory of
1:02.1	nirvana, performed a miracle of meditation to break the
1:06.5	demonic spell that had swapped all of their minds and bodies. What a show I
1:10.4	swear to God. A nearby brook silently babbles and carries away some of the blood from their recent
1:17.3	struggle with the thin woman who is heavily injured but still alive and still caught in the effects of a magic net, despite it having burnt up when coming
1:28.2	into contact with Peebus.
1:30.2	Now, smarter listeners will recall that this woman was no woman at all, but rather a seagull,
1:36.0	cursed to take the form of a human after consuming seagull meat.
1:41.3	Dumber listeners, well you don't have to worry. I'm here to catch you up all the same.
1:45.7	After all, you're our target demo.
1:48.8	Group, as you look around through your own eyes, you realize you've all returned to your original
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