Don’t look in my wash bag
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s knocking on the door of 42 and he’s finally had his first filling. Luke doesn’t help the situation by warning Pete that he now isn’t allowed to fly the day before he goes to New York…
Pete then has a very unusual request for the LAPS community and a listener’s story reminds us that you shouldn’t arse about in the ocean.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the look of a joe. It's Monday the 3rd of April, which means it's two days after |
| 0:15.7 | April Fools day. Did you enjoy it? Did you enjoy the gyps? Did you enjoy the jokers? Did |
| 0:20.1 | you enjoy someone setting your house on fire? It's all going off. Can you set your |
| 0:24.8 | house on fire when I put a first and go? Look, it's still 11.59 AM. Yeah, it's still burning |
| 0:32.1 | after midday, you're in trouble. You're in trouble. Yeah, you do have to extinguish it. |
| 0:35.3 | You do have to extinguish it. Bang on midday is going to go. Oh, look, you know, last week |
| 0:40.0 | I was saying that I am knocking on the door. I'm still reeling from 41 and knocking the |
| 0:44.7 | door of 42. And now we're in April. I very much am knocking on the door of 42. I had to |
| 0:52.7 | give up the fight, Luke. And I finally got my first filling at 41 years old. Wow, |
| 1:00.1 | okay. So what happened? You felt pain in your tooth? You went to the dentist and you said |
| 1:04.1 | what? I didn't. He said, Pete, you clearly take care of yourself. The muscles speak |
| 1:09.0 | a thousand words. But he said, but I said, I've got, I ate an oyster and there was still |
| 1:20.0 | a bit of shell in there and it caught my tooth and it hurts a bit. But it's not an |
| 1:24.9 | ongoing thing. It's not like a big bit of pain. So he x-rayed me. That's good. |
| 1:31.3 | Good to hear the x-ray of your mouth. But like x-ray machines nowadays, I saw, he just |
| 1:35.8 | wheels it over. It's floating arm of x-ray. He leaves the room, bang, bang. And he checks |
| 1:42.7 | out your teeth. And like back in the day, you stuff like going to a special room, bite |
| 1:47.2 | on this fucking thing. And he was like a big old deal. That was the last time I went |
| 1:51.7 | for an x-ray. Last time when the dentist spoke, you know, 12 years ago or something. And |
| 1:56.7 | then Americans are rolling on the floor here. And when in, yeah, but I spent all the time |
| 2:02.2 | in the dentist. I was like, kids, I don't have to now. I've had to. I mean, I'm this |
| 2:06.1 | race work, but that's not how it works. I've had me. Brace work done. My teeth are nice |
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