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Welcome to the perfect tin.

I am so happy to be here right now.

This is Michael Austin sitting next to me and we, you sat next to me

actually to my left on an airplane, a year and some change. It's been more than a year. It's

been almost a year and a half roughly. They're just around that. Yeah. And we've not seen each other in person right in that

long but we became friends and have communicated you got me a deal on my car yeah did the best I

could you know you did you got me the widow Jew pussy deal oh that's I didn't even know that was a thing until right now, but that's awesome.

WJD.

I worked at three ways because I had three different people.

Initially, I never bought a car myself. I ended up leasing. I love my car.

I got a Chevy Volt, which I'm obsessed with it. I've put in one tank.

Great in the garage.

Isn't it cute?

I've always had big gas guzzling cars because I could, I, that's a whole nother issue.

You're from Texas, we get it. Well, no, I mean, Rafi couldn't fit in a small car, so we just had big cars.

So this is the first time in my life that I've ever, I mean, Ralphie couldn't fit in a small car, so we just had big cars.

So this is the first time in my life that I've ever, I mean, I bought a couple of cars in college or I remember, but there was, it's the first time I ever actually went by myself car shopping and I love it. It's like totally me. It's small, but it has enough space for everything. I'm taking it on its first camping trip and I think and I can fit everything

in it barely, but it's perfect because like I said, I only put one tank of gas in it and I've got

3,000 miles. I'm obsessed with it. That's incredible. It's incredible. It's red and hot. It's red and

it's red. It says chase me if you can. Well, you know, for a car that still has to be, you know, somewhat practical, I went with red.

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