Midway through getting dressed, I started having the worst chest pain. I never felt. And at first, I was like, relaxed. That's just the McDonald's. I'd tell you know it's working. I freaked out, I called my one-one. They said, sir, stay calm. We'll have someone there in just a few minutes. The most important thing you can do right now is stay calm. I got four minutes

minutes by and I get, I open the door, it's a cop. I'll never forget what he said to me.

He goes, you're too young to be having heart trouble. What kind of drugs have you been doing?

I had a Big Mac. You need to help me.

I get to the ER.

85% of the people that have what I had die within the first 15 minutes.

I made it a little over two hours.

I remember I got checked in my ear room.

I didn't see a nurse for a good little bit.

And she comes in kind of briskly.

It doesn't even look at me and say,

oh, she looked at my chart first, just,

sweetie, do you want to talk to a priest?

I really wanted to talk to a doctor first.

Surgeon comes in. I'll never forget his last name, Dr. Mumtaz. He told me I had to have

emergency six-hour surgery and based on the size of my dissection of my chest, I had about a 15%

chance to live. I don't want to spoil the rest of this story, but I lived. Thank you very much,

guys. Welcome to the Perfect 10.. I'm a Chris Cope.

Thank you.

Hey, guys.

Welcome to the Perfect 10. It's such a pleasure to be here at the top of the episode. You got to hear the very funny and talented guests that we have here with us today. It's my pleasure to introduce Chris Cope. Chris, hi. Yay! Yay! He appears. I don't know where I'm going to move my body to face you now.

Hi.

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