The Bert Show.

Hi, Jackson.

So you had a wedding mishap that almost ended in a messy disaster?

Well, fortunately, this wasn't me, but I was able to witness something that was almost the craziest disaster that I have ever seen in my entire life.

And you were able to witness it because you go to a wedding once every other week.

Yeah, surprise, surprise.

Jackson went to another wedding, okay? I don't know how you do it. I don't either, man. It's a lot. It's a lot. And they're all kind of stacking on top of each other. But this one was actually really important because this is like a best friend of mine, okay? So I wasn't just attending this wedding. I was a groomsman for this wedding. So this has been a long time coming and one that I was

genuinely very, very excited for. So I wasn't just attending this wedding. I was a groomsman for this wedding. So this has been a long time coming.

And one that I was genuinely very, very excited for.

And so because of my, I've been friends with this guy for years.

This is like probably my oldest childhood friend that I have at this point still in my life.

We still keep in touch regularly.

And I had the fortune of being able to walk with his

sister-in-law down the aisle. Okay. And his sister-in-law has two children, okay? Two little boys.

Two adorable little boys that are fantastic on most occasions. But as you know, when it comes to the toddler age, you kind of don't really know what you're going to get, okay? And they're like two and five, I think. Ooh. Okay? So, an interesting age. To say the least. Every age for kids for me is an interesting age. Like, you could be 17 and I'm like, that's an interesting age. That's actually very true. Especially just because I have no semblance of ages, too. They could be like five and ten.

I can't tell the difference. You can't tell the difference between a five and ten year old. Are you kidding? I really can't. I can't either. Kindergarten versus middle school. Who knows? I'm always going on an ish. They grow up so fast these days.

And so

the way that this venue was, was the

venue was,

was the venue was actually and the ceremony was outside, but obviously when you're about to

walk down the aisle, you and all the other of the wedding party are all inside, right? And then

one at a time, the door opens and people are walking out, right? So me and the sister-in-law are standing there.

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