The Bird Show.

I had a thought this morning that one does not often have when you wake up at 5 a.m. Normally, my first thought in the morning is, oh my God, did I ever sleep? Oh my God. I got to make it to the hour. Oh, my God, it's Tuesday. But my first thought this morning was, I believe I've been abducted by aliens. And I'll tell you why. What? I woke up this morning

and my first thought was

I am being abducted by aliens and I'll tell you why. What? I woke up this morning and my first thought

was I am being abducted by aliens and it has everything to do with my iPhone. So if you've

been listening for the last couple weeks, you know I've had like this long ongoing saga with AT&T

and how they won't give me my new iPhone. I keep going to the AT&T store. I'm stuck there in

purgatory for hours. They ordered me a phone. It got stolen. And then I found it. And then I couldn't use it because they said it got stolen. So then I'd just send it back. And then I'd order another one again. Well, finally, I got a new iPhone. What I did not know about this new iPhone because I had such an old iPhone, I mean,

old, it was like three or four years old. I had an iPhone 13 is that with this new phone, there is a

different default alarm setting that does not sound like the alarm I have woken up to for the last 10

years. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You know the default alarm that iPhones have used for the dawn of time?

It's Marimba, isn't it?

Yeah, it's like, do do do do do do do do it.

It kind of goes up and down.

It is so triggering.

Like, anytime I hear it, I'm like, I need to be put into a psych ward.

Like, I'm going to punch it off.

I hate all alarm sales.

Oh, my God. When it's in a TV show too, and they let it go on too long,

I'm like,

I'm going to switch this show off

because it gives you anxiety.

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