Hey, the virtue.

So this email here is a lie, but it's going, it's going the other way, but as we know,

a lie is a lie.

So is she going to hear what he's been hiding and then go, I don't care what that is.

It's been a lie or is she going to be like pleasantly surprised?

Dear virtue, I need your help because I've hidden a secret from my girlfriend for a year

and don't know how she's going to receive the truth.

To get right to it, I'm worth a lot of money.

My grandfather left me and my siblings and lots of money capitalized a few years ago.

If you live in Pennsylvania, you would definitely have heard of my family.

We're talking about generational wealth.

When my grandfather passed away years ago, he left me and my brothers millions of dollars.

Yes, I said millions.

All right, all right, all right.

Get it.

Yeah, quick, rubbin it in, dude.

He wrote it.

That's what he wrote.

I'm telling you.

We get it.

We could use some of that money for Berkspeak Adventure.

You guys will get in my break.

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