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Bert Picked Up A New Hobby... It's Baby Sitting... But Just For The Weekend!

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🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Bert Picked Up A New Hobby... It's Baby Sitting... But Just For The Weekend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue. I'm warning you guys now here it is on Friday that I'm going to be

0:04.5

exhausted when I walk in here on Monday morning. I already know it and I'll tell you why

0:07.6

here in just a second. Chris and I have a hunch and I want to use this statistic in a second

0:13.2

to prove a point. So explain again what happened to your knee and the fall you took a couple

0:23.7

of days ago and how that happened. At 3 a.m. my 18 month old woke me up with the, is

0:34.2

you have the monitor in the room of course and he was crying and it's because he got separated

0:37.6

from horsey and horsey is loving and horsey was on other one of the crib. He's on the

0:42.9

other and Mike he's never going to find him. So I will just sneak in there real quick.

0:46.5

But horsey next to him and all we find done it before do it again. So I got out of the

0:50.3

bed and navigated one dog and navigated another dog. It's pitch black. No flashlight on my

0:57.5

phone. No night lights. I'm walking down the hallway and was unaware that boon are

1:03.4

Bernie's mountain dog whose cope is primarily black. So there's no seeing him when he's

1:08.0

laying on the ground. Sleeps outside Jimmy's door which is very, very sweet. I my foot caught

1:14.8

him and I went flying down our hardwood hallway and like literally like my left knee is what

1:23.0

hit first. So my left knee hit the left side of my body. So I didn't scream. I was very

1:28.6

proud of myself that it's green because it's literally right outside the nursery and

1:31.8

I'm laying there just like falls when you're old or bad. I think I finally broke up

1:38.7

then. So my husband's like on a couple years away from that. I didn't have my life alert

1:44.2

on my husband runs out and he's like what happened? And then he's like are you okay?

1:48.8

And I'm like, no, no. And thank thank you. I just have a really nasty bruise on my knee.

1:54.0

And I somehow hobbled away somewhat unscathed and did not break anything.

1:59.2

All right. I have a hunch. I have a hunch. But I got a question. Does boon usually sleep

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