He’s About To Pop The Question To His Girlfriend’s Parents About PRENUPS?!
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🗓️ 4 June 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Yesterday, it was kind of the way it was said more than what was said. |
| 0:05.3 | And maybe I won't be able to describe this well enough to understand the insult, the accidental insult, I think, that was thrown my way in the elevator yesterday. |
| 0:17.6 | So I'm downstairs and I get in the elevator with a guy that's just dressed to the |
| 0:22.1 | nines, man. He must have been upper management in some way, shape, or form that's required to |
| 0:28.2 | wear a tie in a suit. You look good, man. He looked upper management. And he gets in the |
| 0:33.4 | elevator with me. And I don't know if I'm going to properly be able to emulate the way he said |
| 0:38.9 | but he gives me the up and down and goes one of the DJs huh? |
| 0:46.0 | I actually take that as a compliment and that you're a jellybelly that I get to wear what I get |
| 0:51.6 | to wear and you have to put on that suit and it's about to be |
| 0:54.3 | a bajillion degrees in Atlanta and you're going to sweat your bum off. |
| 0:57.6 | Now, the problem with our elevator is it's basically a 4D mirror. |
| 1:01.9 | So while you're going up in the elevator, you can see exactly what you look like, right? |
| 1:06.3 | So as he looks down, it looks up at me and either purposely or accidentally insults me, |
| 1:11.3 | I take a look at the two of us in the mirror and I think, he's right. |
| 1:17.3 | This is our brand right here. |
| 1:19.0 | This is it. |
| 1:19.8 | You know how some businesses and places have like casual Friday or whatever where they're like, |
| 1:23.9 | ooh, we get to wear jeans? |
| 1:25.5 | Maybe we should start doing fancy Friday. |
| 1:28.4 | Forget it. |
| 1:29.3 | In the summer? |
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