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All right, before we get into Rebecca's big decision on her tongue tattoo, a tongue-changing

decision coming up.

Tommy, it was yesterday on the show that I played some audio of a dude that was offering

one million, one million dollars to stay in a converted plane that was on the ground that they have put into a couple of different suites.

And he was offering a million dollars.

If you can stay in that for how long?

100 days.

100 days, million dollars.

You got no electronics, right?

Yep.

Basically, you can't do anything.

You can't do anything.

You can go out on the wing of the plane just to get some fresh air.

But just to paint a picture, you say wing of the plane, like you're just standing on a wing of the plane.

No, they have decked this thing out.

It has a nice little cafeteria area where you can go get schnats and then they have like a where you walk up and there's like a patio

that you can sit on like they have um like in the sweets where you get to sleep like it's not

sweet you shut up no no i'm very i'm very angry but you're like a backup singer or something i'm very

i'm very angry this I'm very angry.

This is what this dude sounded like.

He's offering you $1 million to live here.

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