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He Needs Help Keeping His Kids Believing In The Magic Of Christmas!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Producer K Lee's nephews are coming soon and there's one big problem! They don't believe in the magic of #Christmas! What should he say to make sure they don't ruin the magic for his kids this year? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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They decided to spend the night in LA just going to break up all that travel on a plane

1:33.0

and they will be arriving at like 5.45 this evening.

1:36.7

So all how many kids I have? Two kids. 13 and 10.

1:41.9

So how many total heartbeats between the animals and humans are in your house now for

1:47.0

the next three weeks? Oh wow. So there'll be nine. There'll be five kids, four adults.

1:56.1

And don't forget all my parents. My parents both sides will be over at my house because

2:00.2

they're staying at my house. So that means both sets of families will be coming.

2:04.7

We were staying at your house. Not my mom and dad. Okay, okay.

2:10.1

Significant. Now there's no, but they'll be over there. Okay, that's different.

2:13.6

So we weren't going in this direction, but I am now very curious if there who listening

2:17.4

here has the most people staying with them at one time during the holidays. 1 8 5 5

2:24.1

virtual. Now this can't be just for Christmas dinner. I mean, we're talking about like spending

2:29.9

a couple of days with you. How many people do you have in your house? 1 8 5 5 virtual.

2:34.0

Okay. So it's going to be there's going to be a people visiting is going to be a plethora

2:40.1

of people like I think just saturday night alone. There's going to be probably like 19 or

2:46.9

20 people just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going to be big. It's going to be big.

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