He Met His Future Girlfriend While With Two Other Girls!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 September 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue you know what's great about having sons is that they're fearless and stupid |
| 0:06.2 | Cassie and I were just talking |
| 0:08.2 | Cassie was telling everybody in studio that she her son is just out there compared to their daughter |
| 0:12.9 | He's like reckless and just bold and |
| 0:17.5 | Done care no yes complete opposite my daughter who's my eldest child like we have to coax her to go down slides |
| 0:23.6 | And I'm seeing kids who are younger than her is whizzing down them |
| 0:27.1 | My 18-month-old son is the kind of kid who would jump off the side of the slide |
| 0:32.0 | And then would hurt himself and I'd be like don't do that and then he would do it again |
| 0:35.6 | It's like literally yesterday afternoon |
| 0:38.4 | I'm sore because of all the running and around I'm like nope can't do that nope stop |
| 0:42.6 | Please don't throw yourself off the couch |
| 0:44.3 | Please don't throw that water bottle |
| 0:45.8 | Please don't shove your sister and I'm just like who are you you're a little Helian |
| 0:50.6 | Evil cannibal baby. He is he's so cute. He's lucky. He's cute because dang that boy |
| 0:56.0 | He's gonna I told Chad I was like we need to start a new savings fund because he is going to be in the ER so much from broken bones |
| 1:02.9 | We're gonna go into a major medical dad. They always do stupid things yesterday |
| 1:06.4 | I get on a FaceTime call with my 16-year-old and he had decided on Tuesday that him and his friends were gonna buzz his hair |
| 1:12.0 | So he did |
| 1:14.8 | That's it. He just did shape his head wow |
| 1:18.4 | One of his friends came over never even tried it before he had a glories had a hair |
| 1:22.5 | Yeah, and good thank god. He looks like his mom. He's good looking kiddie pulling it off |
| 1:26.5 | I told him I lost a vet years ago |
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