He Had Toilet Troubles In Front Of A Complete Stranger On VACATION!
The Bert Show
Pionaire Podcasting
4.3 • 4.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | There's a new challenger for my parking spot. |
| 0:03.0 | Who is this guy? |
| 0:04.0 | Oh no. |
| 0:05.0 | I gave him the hairy eyeball coming in. |
| 0:07.0 | I saw him. |
| 0:08.0 | He's sitting in his car. |
| 0:09.0 | He's sitting in there. |
| 0:10.0 | Literally sitting in the car right now. |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, because I parked like next to, you parked next to Ethan, the dude who stole your spot, and I parked next to him, so now I'm up against the wall, and I don't like being up against the wall. Well, first of all, Ethan parks next to me. |
| 0:22.9 | That's what I said. |
| 0:23.9 | No, you said, I parked next to you. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. |
| 0:28.2 | Yeah, so there's a new truck in the spot that I've been parking in now for over 20 years. |
| 0:32.6 | So now I got to deal with this mess. |
| 0:34.7 | So many parked in mine today, too. He thinks that somebody's messing with us. |
| 0:39.2 | Maybe. |
| 0:39.9 | I think yours maybe was an intern, Kristen. |
| 0:43.2 | I got to learn them. |
| 0:45.8 | When you interview them, you should have a math of the parking lot. |
| 0:48.9 | And you can show show them where everybody on the show park. |
| 0:51.5 | Come on, Tommy. |
| 0:53.1 | Everybody, okay, I'm going to send out a grid today. |
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