Can The Bert Show Beat An Eighth Grader In A Spelling Bee?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 3 June 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.0 | I know I'm going to feel real stupid here in a couple of minutes. |
| 0:03.7 | I am literally the worst when it comes to spelling. |
| 0:07.0 | There are so many times where I'm trying to text or email and my text is like, what are you even trying to say, bro? |
| 0:13.8 | I can't figure out the word that I'm trying to text at all. |
| 0:16.9 | Trying to decipher some of your emails is like trying to decipher hieroglyphic sometimes. |
| 0:21.2 | It's virtually impossible. |
| 0:22.8 | I'm usually just hauling ass through it, right? |
| 0:25.0 | But even when I'm paying attention, man, I'm just not good at spelling. |
| 0:28.0 | So when Rebecca comes in here and she's like, hey, the Scripps National Spelling Bee was last week and a 13-year-olds. |
| 0:34.6 | We're all competing against each other. |
| 0:36.4 | Wonder how you guys can do against a 13 year old |
| 0:38.8 | yeah inside baseball for the bert show i don't think any of y'all can spell really well none of y'all |
| 0:44.4 | are really super spellers no definitely not spell check got me down bad i don't even try anymore |
| 0:49.4 | it's embarrassing sometimes i don't argue with it i was in a spelling bee in fifth grade, and I couldn't even get past the pronunciation |
| 0:56.2 | part because I was so nervous. |
| 0:58.0 | Because in a spelling bee, you have to like say the word and then spell it, and my word |
| 1:02.4 | was newfangled. |
| 1:04.0 | And I was so nervous that I kept saying new flangled, and then I proceeded to spell new flangled. |
| 1:10.0 | Do you know what new fangled? |
| 1:11.3 | Can you spell it now? |
| 1:12.4 | N-E-W-F-L-A-G-L-N. |
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