The Bert Show.

So I was out yesterday, not feeling great.

I had the poopies.

We're going to call you Sir Poops a lot.

I sure did, man.

I might be down to 114 pounds. But but shed no tear for me because it was uh self-inflicted

in the most burke kind of way

so I've told you guys that I'm going in

for a procedure I like to call it a procedure because when I say I'm going in for a hip

replacement it just makes me sound old. So I'm going in for a procedure in a couple of weeks, right?

It's surgery, dude. That's it. It's surgery, that's it. We surgery that's it we could just leave it at that

some surgeries don't sound as old as other surgeries right and hip surgery just

sounds all that's fair and I don't want to do it.

So it's very different.

Oh God, this is really going to make me.

This is not my first one.

And on the very first one, like years ago,

there weren't nearly as many like pre-op appointments and I don't know

what's happened in the last five or six years I don't know how many lawsuits

have gone down but there's a whole bunch of different things you got to do now

before you go under.

So now they put you on antibiotics before you go under just to make sure you're all

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