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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 8

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:16.0

Get it, the bers show.

0:18.0

All right, so a little question for you guys to ponder and debate.

0:22.0

So for instance, for in my in my case one of

0:25.6

Bart's friends like one of his best friends from college is Markham right so I

0:30.3

would have text exchange with Markham but my husband would be none the wiser about it.

0:35.7

Okay or not okay because that's Cassie's question. So I was in the car the other day with my husband and we have like part of our car

0:44.8

display is text messages show up and we were driving and he sees a text message

0:50.5

from his best friend are one of our groomsmen at our wedding

0:54.2

pop up on his screen and he's like oh is this person texting me so he like does a

0:58.7

quick look at his phone and it's not his phone which means it's my car connected to or my phone connected to the car and so his best friend is texting me.

1:09.0

So my husband goes why is my best friend texting you?

1:13.0

And I was like, oh, in reality,

1:15.3

I was trying to fly his best friend in

1:17.0

to go to a concert with him for a weekend

1:19.2

and surprised my husband Chad without him knowing.

1:22.0

So we were texting back and forth about

1:23.6

whether or not he could make it but in but also his best friend and I

1:27.8

text to sometimes like it's like once every six months maybe his friends

1:31.4

really into music so if he's listening to some

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