He doesn't wash hands when he gets out of stall!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 4 September 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the virtue I'm having two superficial problems this morning that I need your guys help with all right |
| 0:07.5 | The first one is this |
| 0:10.5 | When you look at this shirt |
| 0:13.4 | What do you see what do you think I see a nipples? I see the line. I see the line like it's stop making him harder |
| 0:20.5 | Why are you rubbing your nipples you saw my nipples, so I'm trying to get him |
| 0:25.1 | That's not how that work. They don't talk about a little more now |
| 0:30.8 | Is the line down the center of his shirt? |
| 0:33.6 | Honestly, I saw you in the shirt earlier this morning, and I thought it looked really nice |
| 0:36.8 | Yes, I was like I really like that shirt on him. It's actually like instead of it's a fancy t-shirt |
| 0:41.1 | It doesn't look like one of your goodwill t-shirts. That's exactly what I thought |
| 0:45.6 | All right, well, it's not one of my goodwill shirts |
| 0:47.9 | It's one I actually spent like over 12 dollars on |
| 0:52.0 | Here's what I'm self-conscious about |
| 0:54.4 | This is a white t-shirt that I put in with my jeans. Okay. I thought it was |
| 1:02.5 | You neither way with the light |
| 1:05.1 | Okay, but you wouldn't have known that had I told you you're just like that's an interesting color, right? |
| 1:09.5 | I love that color. I do too. It's a very it died it well. It's very evenly died |
| 1:15.3 | I just didn't want it like |
| 1:17.5 | Maybe walking through the halls and you guys going what dude did he did you wash with the jeans? No, you can't know that never turn around |
| 1:25.0 | Wow, I died it really well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like your own blue now |
| 1:30.0 | It's burnt blue I pulled this thing off the rack actually this was a gift from Tiffany |
| 1:34.7 | I don't even know how it got in my closet. I don't know how half my clothes get my closet |
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