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He Didn’t Take His Girlfriend’s Advice And It Almost Cost Him His LIFE!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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He didn't take his girlfriend's advice and almost DIED in Anguilla! here's what happened to Moe!

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0:00.0

The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be

0:06.8

wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain

0:13.0

that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching

0:18.7

their peak in the afternoon.

0:23.0

Not in the mood for miserable weather.

0:25.6

Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.

0:28.7

Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.

0:33.6

Hey, the bird show.

0:35.8

I think you go through life long enough.

0:41.7

Pretty much everybody has had a brush with death.

0:49.3

Correct. You guys? Yep. What happened to yours? I ran a red light and almost got teaboned.

0:54.7

How about you? I can't think of any like close calls with death, but I mean, I've been in like car accidents.

0:56.8

So I guess that's close maybe.

0:59.1

Yeah, I probably chased death.

1:00.4

I'm thinking four or five times.

1:02.7

Yeah, some of them.

1:04.5

One was a fight in Mexico.

1:05.9

I probably should have died there.

1:08.1

One was also running. I didn't run a red light, but somebody else did and it happened there.

1:14.5

And then in high school, I was like drag racing, a friend of mine and almost hit a telephone pole straight on.

1:21.7

So those are just three off the top of my head.

1:23.8

But Mo had one on vacation here.

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