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The Bert Show

He Checked Running From The Cops Off His Bucket List!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Over vacation Bert broke two of his big bucket list rules! HE RAN FROM THE COPS! But does this “high-speed” chase really count?

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show. All right, so I call it the break the rules bucket list. Amanda and I came up with

0:06.5

this list. And you know what your bucket list items are, things that you really, really want to do before

0:12.4

you die. Your break the rules bucket list would be quite honestly like small things you've thought

0:19.9

about doing what you're breaking the rules, but it would feel so invigorating.

0:23.8

I added one to my list last week, running up the down escalator at the Atlanta airport.

0:30.4

A long one.

0:32.0

What?

0:32.7

Yeah.

0:33.2

I don't know why.

0:34.1

Just for no reason.

0:35.1

For no reason, it just feels like something I would love to do.

0:37.8

I don't think you could do it.

0:39.6

You don't think I can make it?

0:40.5

That's a long escalator.

0:41.8

Oh, I can make that.

0:42.9

No.

0:43.6

Oh, are you kidding?

0:45.1

I don't think you can.

0:46.2

Oh, that's a challenge.

0:47.9

That is one of the longest escalators as you're getting off the plane train and you're going up to get to baggage claim and picturing you like going all the way up.

0:59.0

I don't know if you could get all the way to the top.

1:01.8

Okay.

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