Hawks

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg jives on Jim Morrison, Jeremiah Johnson and Jonathan Winters.

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0:00.0	Hey boys and girls big plants and now I'm David Coverdale.
0:04.7	Hello boys and girls.
0:06.1	Big plants for the new year.
0:07.9	Hi, this shows really changed.
0:11.2	It's no longer the smartest man in the world.
0:13.0	It's the most awesome man in the world with David Coverdale, lead singer of white snake.
0:17.1	And as David Coverdale would say, and I'm going to say to you, wakey wakey, hands off
0:21.3	snakey.
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0:59.3	Don't forget the R. Y'all.
1:08.8	Hooray Harrah.
1:09.8	Once again, the smartest man in the world, ProopTas takes to the ether here from the
1:13.0	salubrious confines of the Purpose of Frutitude, which is filled with Christmas cheer.
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