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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Punchline in San Francisco, Greg kvetches on Kurt Russell, Keith Wilder and Keely Smith.

Transcript

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0:00.0

sombs

0:09.7

for

0:19.5

well

0:29.2

I'm

0:31.2

a financial district with a sweat of the workers can be felt as you

0:33.6

trot up the stairs that their blood was poured for in order to make people

0:36.5

in order to rich the Rockefeller zone the buildings across the way

0:39.6

other giant corporate and jazze zone these buildings

0:41.7

fucking bay than the glow of corporate safety ladies and gentlemen

0:45.0

as once again we join hands and join hearts

0:47.3

and try to find some solace at the end of what can only be described as

0:50.7

a year to fucking end all fucking years

0:54.5

we are not looking back tonight we're looking forward to next year

0:58.3

when David Bowie appears above the earth in a flaming vehicle

1:05.0

and shoots lightning bolts out his ass with prints

1:08.5

at the direction of George Michael and destroys all evil that is laugh standing

1:13.5

the air that and this is just my prediction and I'm not even going out on a

1:18.3

limb I'm going out on one of those banana flavored milk weird rectangular boxes

1:22.7

no old-white guy wins an election next year

1:26.9

what about the good ones sorry it's over you had you say you stayed your time

1:36.8

hey remember when the mammals took over from the dinosaurs this is like that

1:42.7

giant lumbering small-brain things only controlled by Russian bots

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