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The Smartest Man in the World

Holidays

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg mentions McDonald's, mummies and Macron.

Transcript

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0:47.3

Yeah, wow, bonjour!

0:49.3

Bon fauro, mesdames et mes choux, les garçons, les junkies,

0:53.3

le broadcast once again, and all the ether,

0:56.7

Johnny Holiday, swimming, dans les hanners!

1:06.5

No, it's not plastic perchon, it's the greatest rock star of all time from France, Johnny Holiday,

1:12.1

who had a million people at his funeral, a million motorcycles,

1:15.3

a zillion tiers, and a thousand peroxide follicles.

1:19.7

He's awesome beyond measure.

1:21.3

They're flying his body to be buried in the West Indies, because that's where he wishes to remain,

1:26.1

until heaven accepts him up again from once he came, like the French rock god that he is.

1:32.3

We'll talk much more about Johnny Holiday.

1:34.2

Jennifer and I were in Brooklyn all week long, spending our time,

1:37.7

would appear to be a random Norwegian's house from the 80s.

1:40.6

It was a hotel that had wood, a theme, and ergonomic chairs, and a high desk,

1:46.3

as if you were an animator?

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