Have you ever witnessed a birth that was clearly a result of a cheating spouse?

It wasn't at the birth, but I used to work for a urologist who did vasectomies.

He did a vasectomy on a guy, then did the requisite three-month and six-month

fertility follow-up test to make sure it worked.

The six-month test showed no sperm, so the guy was all set to not father-children.

Fast forward two years,

and he calls my surgeon fuming, ranting and raving about how they messed up the vasectomy,

and now his wife is pregnant. So Doc orders another fertility analysis. Of course, it comes back totally negative. A very awkward conversation ensued in the exam room that I'd have paid anything

to eavesdrop on. The best part is the couple left the office teed off with the wife sticking to her

story that she would never cheat on her husband and the husband in complete denial that she'd ever lie

about that. Last I heard they were gearing up to sue or something, but I don't work there anymore,

so I don't know what happened.

Not a hundred percent sure how those tests go, but I just laughed out loud at the thought of some dude angrily tugging away like, not my kid, I'll show you.

These stories remind me of something I experienced firsthand the day after my son was born.

Nurse, so your baby's blood type is A negative.

Wife?

Like me.

Nurse.

And daddy.

Me?

Uh, no, I'm in A plus.

Nurse.

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