What are the BEST MOMENTS you've experienced while playing Dungeons & Dragons?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 16 January 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What was the best moments you've experienced while playing dungeons and dragons? |
| 0:05.8 | The time we planned and executed a heist to steal a fortune belonging to our rogue's corrupt father. |
| 0:12.1 | There was a lot involved from using a magical bird familiar to reek on the keep where the money was |
| 0:16.4 | stored, to my shape-shifting character taking on the form of a guard to sneak some of us inside, |
| 0:21.7 | to recruiting a posse of disgruntled locals to help us cart away numerous bars of silver and gold. |
| 0:27.5 | But the best part was, when, after we set off some magical alarms on our way out, |
| 0:32.2 | the father rushed into his vault to check on his fortune, |
| 0:35.2 | and threw back the tarp covering his stack of gold and silver bars, |
| 0:39.1 | only to find that the precious metal was all gone, and the tarp was covering a live bear. |
| 0:45.1 | Suddenly, bear! |
| 0:46.8 | Did I mention it's a magic bear who often wears a sign saying, |
| 0:50.0 | Magic Bear, do not eat? |
| 0:52.4 | As a willing forever DM, I would just like to say that I have been waiting with bated breath |
| 0:56.4 | for this kind of story grouping to come up in my assignments. |
| 0:59.6 | Hazzar! |
| 1:00.7 | On to more D&D stories. |
| 1:03.6 | My party went from revered heroes of the town they saved to hated outcasts with an official restraining order |
| 1:09.4 | approved by the king himself, |
| 1:11.3 | when they tried to prank an old merchant and ended up murdering a beloved town elder, |
| 1:16.1 | then trying to steal his mayorship. |
| 1:18.3 | This sounds like someone had to roll more than a single one to accomplish that. |
| 1:23.3 | Telling my party that the main archery store is called Target. |
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