People who MET A CELEBRITY was it Better or Worse than you Expected?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 18 January 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Was your hangout with a celebrity better or worse than expected? |
| 0:05.0 | Absolute best experience of my life. I ended up running over Bruce Willis. |
| 0:09.2 | If you ever get a Make a Wish, ask to meet Kevin Smith. I was a bald, chemo-y, freaking mess. |
| 0:15.0 | My dad contacted Make a Wish. They came out and asked me what I wanted. I said, him. |
| 0:19.7 | And within a week, our tickets were bought for |
| 0:21.7 | us, and our trip was planned. Usually takes weeks or months for celebrities to get back to make a wish. |
| 0:27.1 | Kevin had whisked us out to New York to meet him on the set of Cop Out, which was then called a different |
| 0:31.5 | name. He met me with the biggest bear hug of my life, and he was the nicest, sweetest, most |
| 0:36.4 | genuine celebrity I could ever |
| 0:37.8 | imagine. I spent the entire day on set, met Tracy Morgan, Bruce Willis, manhandled all of the |
| 0:43.4 | equipment they would let me touch, and in the middle of it all, Kevin says, |
| 0:46.5 | Hey, you want to be in the movie? Yeah, I want to be in the movie. Okay, I'm going to have you |
| 0:51.1 | run over Bruce Willis. Thanks, Kevin Smith. So if you watch Cop Out, I'm the student driver that runs over Bruce under the L train. |
| 0:58.1 | At the end of it all, he invited us back to his penthouse, overlooking the statue of Liberty, |
| 1:02.3 | and let us see the rough cut of Cop Out. |
| 1:04.4 | I spent all day and night with him. |
| 1:06.1 | My life has been miserable in comparison ever since. |
| 1:09.9 | When I was about 12, my mum won backstage passes to Huey Lewis and the news. |
| 1:14.9 | I met Huey Lewis and then we got to sit in the front seats. |
| 1:17.8 | He routinely pointed and sang at us throughout the show. |
| 1:20.5 | Unfortunately, this was 2004, so I was surrounded by middle-aged women screaming at him. |
| 1:25.5 | He was a nice dude, even though my mom told him I sang one |
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