Have You Ever Felt Like The “Designated Ugly Fat Friend”?

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🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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The men of Europe were ready to pledge allegiance to Abby and step over Producer Rebecca to get to her! Which is why she invented the "DUFF Destroyer Kit!" Here's the five items guaranteed to make a man consider you worthy of eye contact.

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	All right, before we get Rebecca on to do today what she was going to do yesterday,
0:05.0	I never in my life have I driven one hour for a meal.
0:09.0	Never.
0:10.0	Tommy does it regularly to buck each two hours two hours an hour back buckies.
0:16.0	You guys kill me with this.
0:18.0	You act like going across Atlanta is like this quest you have to go all. This isn't across Atlanta but you can go
0:22.8	you can drive an hour from one end of Atlanta to like alpharetta and you think
0:31.2	it's like oh my god that's so far away.
0:33.0	Technically it's not wrong, because I mean, I live in Buckhead, and sometimes if I'm leaving at like
0:37.8	five o'clock to go downtown, it's gonna take me out.
0:40.0	For example, if you come out to my house, I live in Powder Springs, what up the rock, he's my neighbor, and you act like it's a long ways away.
0:49.2	It is.
0:50.2	It's nice.
0:51.2	It is. It is. I had to go to a soccer game, Powder Springs last week. I just kept
0:56.7	going and going and going. I can be here in a 26 minutes. Sure I drive 90 miles an hour hour but I can be here.
1:02.8	Okay hold on so from Powder Springs.
1:05.1	Yeah.
1:06.1	It took you how long to get to this buckies and what city is at it?
1:09.1	Powder Springs I just left straight from work and I just kept driving.
1:12.1	It's like Forest Gumb I felt like running.
1:15.0	But for buckies, I mean if you're going to go that far, like you would think
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