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Absolutely Not

Have What It Takes with Sharon McMahon

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Humor, Female, Comedian, Personal572339, Aperol, Comedy, Heathermcmahon, Funny, Instagram, Advice, Arts, Hotline, Callin, Entertainment

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On this bonus episode, Heather continues her conversation with Sharon McMahon, covering a hypothetical run for office, a special tribute in Heather's act, and the story behind the “I Love Sharon McMahon” billboards.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

0:06.4

Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

0:12.6

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast.

0:31.5

I had such an incredible sit down with the iconic Sharon McMahon that I said, you know what,

0:37.4

we have so much footage.

0:38.7

We've got to extend this episode.

0:40.7

And I want to give you a little bonus episode today of more of the things that we talked about.

0:44.5

So if you enjoyed our conversation before, you're going to love this continuation of the conversation.

0:49.9

She's freaking amazing.

0:51.3

She's doing the most.

0:52.2

And she is just such a light in these crazy times. Please, again, welcome to the studio, Sharon McMahon. Knowing me for the last, I don't know, hour, what office do you think that I could actually take a swing at? Let's just do a hypothetical, a fun hypothetical. You absolutely could run for Congress. You think? Oh, 100%. You could definitely run the Congress. And how

1:11.5

would I go about doing that? Just hypotheticals. It's not hard. It's not hard. It's filling out papers. Oh, okay. I'm good at admin. Yeah. I'm slightly. Not great. You have an assistant. I took an add or all. I can do it. You have an assistant who can fill out the papers for you. Do you have to get drug tested to be in Congress. No. No. You don't have to be, you can be a felon. You can't, like,

1:29.0

there's nothing. I'm not, I'm not saying you're a felon. No, no, you don't have to be, you can be a felon.

1:28.3

You can't, like, there's nothing. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm sure you're not.

1:32.4

I'm sure you're not. So far, knock on what, you know, street legal. Yep, yep. You, there's no, you know, all you have to do is be old enough and that's, and be, be, you know, like, if you were going to run for Congress like Marjorie Taylor Green Day,

1:47.0

all you have to do is live in the state you represent. You don't even have to live in the district you represent.

1:52.0

Oh, really? No, you can, if you live in, you know, Georgia House District 4, you can, you can file to run in Georgia House District 9.

2:01.1

So is my best bet to just find the best district, like, do I go out?

2:06.5

I don't outskirt.

2:07.3

I find where most of my white women are hanging out.

2:09.9

Like the mahjong groups, I find where they visit or they hang out most.

2:14.3

And then I just am like, this is my district.

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