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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the

podcast. I am so honored and blessed to have one of my favorite people in the world

here in the podcast studio. She's here on a new book tour, a new comedy tour, doing all the things. Please welcome. I was to the stage. Welcome to the podcast, the one and only Rosebud Baker. How we doing? Oh, my God. I'm so bad. Let's talk about your hat. Let's talk about your hat. I love this, sweetie. You're spiking mommy's cortisol, making me less beautiful.

Yeah.

A whole new hour is about cortisol. It's just all about how we are so fucked. Really? Mm-hmm. What is it? Like, tell me how. Because I saw this hat and I was like, that does feel right. That is right. I want that. That's a good hat. Yeah. I mean, just the cortisol is, it's a mess and there's really no way to fix the cortisol.

It's spiking every five minutes.

Yeah.

And then it drops very low. That's a good hat. Yeah. I mean, just the cortisol is, it's a mess and there's really no way to fix the cortisol.

It's spiking every five minutes.

Yeah.

And then it drops very low and then it's, you kind of, you know, you have no energy and then you feel like you're in a deep depression. Right. But it's just truly the cortisol. Yeah. I wonder if it's like the dopamine cortisol, like there's just an imbalance in general where I'm just sort of on a on a roller coaster ride through hell.

Yes. And wondering doesn't ever get better. I asked Rosebud, I was like, how are you doing? Jesus is it really bad. Yeah. But we're going to keep it, we are going to keep it positive. But yes, we are living in wild times. Pauzy vibes. vibes. But I just saw you out in L.A. And it was so funny because we're at these incredibly uncomfortable Netflix as a joke parties. And Rosebud walks in and we're standing at a high top table. And I was like, what's going on, bitch? And you just slapped your arm down. And we just went at it for two hours. It was great. Well, you saw me. I was walking into the party.

You're there with Joe sitting at a table. I walk into this party and Heather and Joe saw me walking in, looking around and deciding to leave. Like I was like looking around it. I was just like,

no. And I start to turn and you both were like Rosebud. And I was like, oh, thank God.

I like drop my purse on the floor and was like, here we go. You literally put an elbow on the table, put your head down and was like, let me tell you some shit. And I was like, this is the Rosebud ketchup that I need. Yes. So it's bad. It's bad because there's a lot going on right now. in. In the world, you're trying to be a mother. Your cortisol is spiked.

You're just, it's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to promote a book. Become a New York Times bestseller.

Yes, I am. I am. I'm trying to promote this book. I listen. Let's talk about it. First of all, I need you to walk me through the whole process of writing a book because I'm about to start it. And also, I am all about becoming a New York Times bestseller for you. So we're going to make sure that we're buying the copies. Buy the copies. I swear to go.

I mean, I'm really fucking proud of it. You should be. I think it's an actually good book. Like, I'm like, oh, okay, people are reading it and really liking it, which is one thing.

You know what I mean?

Like you write a book and you go, all right, well, I wrote the book and that's great.

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