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So I have, I'm fresh. I've come to you today fresh from quite a kind of interesting experience that I've had.

I must be of this bit first.

I wondered why there was a tire print, of course, your forehead.

You're covered in feathers.

Sit yourselves down as you already are.

Do you think the listeners need to be seated for this information?

Or seated?

I think it would probably help.

It would help to go.

I think we generally have a seated listenership, don't we?

Do you think?

Yeah, I think they're normally either breastfeeding or asleep, aren't they?

Sleeping is a form of sitting. It's just extreme sitting, isn't it?

Sitting, taking to its logical conclusion.

I've always imagined the manbulin on the go.

Are you joking?

But breastfeeding?

Oh, breastfeeding, obviously.

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