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Oh, yesterday I had a slightly duck flavour. I used a knife that I hadn't realised

I'd been sitting in some old congeal duck fat to chop some strawberries,

which I then had with a piece of cake and it was my horrific mixture of flavours.

So you were chopping some strawberries up to have with some cake?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because I know it's a live. Yeah, it's a live.

And did it work? Was it one of those sort of great discoveries?

No, it was horrendous. There was like this weird ghost taste of like, I was like,

why do these strawberries taste like chicken? Why is it a taste of a cross-channel swim?

And it was the ghost of a duck, essentially, they were haunted.

Actually, you're eating haunted strawberries.

It was an old, it was an old Thai takeaway from the day before.

I mean, this is not painting about you. It's quite bleak, isn't it?

Yeah, it's not. Well, it's quite a sort of rollercoaster, I think.

Because the baking, you know, did you bake the cake?

No, I went to a wedding on the weekend and they had so much cake left over that I ended up.

I see. I thought you meant you'd, right, I thought you meant you'd bake the cake,

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