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Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Phillips presents |
| 0:01.5 | One Blade |
| 0:02.5 | Crown Jules |
| 0:03.5 | As a prince, it's important my mustache is magnifique |
| 0:08.5 | And my crown jewels are, how you say, free from fluve |
| 0:12.5 | For this I need a blade, much safer than a guillotine |
| 0:16.5 | Are you pretending to be French royalty again? |
| 0:19.5 | No, no |
| 0:21.5 | Trim, edge and shave with confidence |
| 0:23.5 | Even down there, such one blade 360 |
| 0:26.5 | Innovation and you, Phillips |
| 0:29.5 | Henry, do you agree with me that Mike is looking very healthy off the back of his trip to America? |
| 0:59.5 | America |
| 1:01.5 | America |
| 1:03.5 | America |
| 1:05.5 | I'd like two tickets for the Chattanooga Choo Choo |
| 1:09.5 | America, America |
| 1:11.5 | Get me the D.A. |
| 1:13.5 | As long as old, mummers, a poor, down the animal, in New York City |
| 1:17.5 | Don't be ridiculous, you'll never be an actor in B movies |
| 1:21.5 | You'd be more likely to be president of the United States |
| 1:25.5 | Mr. Reagan |
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