Hatching Pete
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2025
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
If the Disney Channel approached you and asked you to write a movie about mascots, but you didn't know anything about mascots, you would probably do one of two things:
1) Go away and learn about mascots, then write the movie.
2) Say "sorry, I don't know anything about mascots, I cannot write this movie".
However, there is a secret third option, and that is to write the movie anyway, despite not knowing what a mascot is, or what one does, or how people would react to it.
And friends, that's the option that we have to assume led to 2009's Hatching Pete, in which a boy named Pete inspires a basketball team, lifts the hearts of an entire town, and gets away with grand theft auto by doing normal mascotting in a normal way. But will people still love Pete when he isn't in a chicken suit? Can the Brewster Roosters finally win a game if there is a chicken breakdancing in their peripheral vision? And could Disney somehow find a way for this movie to launch the pop career of Mitchell Musso? Listen and find out!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a lepricorn who plays basketball. |
| 0:09.0 | Come to my smart house. |
| 0:11.0 | My alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook Hello and welcome to |
| 0:24.9 | Mom Can't Cook, a Decom podcast. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm one of your hosts, Luke Westaway. |
| 0:29.5 | And I'm the other host, Andy Farron. |
| 0:31.1 | Great news, Luke. |
| 0:31.9 | I'm very excited. |
| 0:33.3 | Oh. |
| 0:33.7 | Got some wonderful news to share with you. |
| 0:35.1 | You know how it's been my lifelong dream |
| 0:37.4 | to be the mascot of a sports team? You know, I'm always talking about it. Oh, you've talked about little else. I know, I know. I know. Anyway, huge news. I went to the audition. I got it. I'm the new mascot of the local sports team, the London gigants. You're the ant. |
| 0:55.2 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:56.0 | You're Gary the Giant Ant. |
| 0:59.0 | That's right. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm going to be Gary the Giant Ant. |
| 1:02.1 | I couldn't be happier. |
| 1:03.4 | I'm so excited. |
| 1:04.7 | The reason I'm telling you now before everyone else is that I don't want to do it. |
| 1:10.3 | But yeah, I'm really not. I'm just sort of not keen on actually doing it. I just want the prestige, you know, and the sort of love and adulation of being a mascot, but I don't really actually want to do the, is there, don't really want to do the actual mascotting. So, what I thought we could do is you could do it. Right. Does that sound good? I just want to make sure that you're not going to be |
| 1:27.5 | disappointed. You mentioned the love and adulation of being a mascot. Yeah, well, I assume everyone |
| 1:34.1 | loves mascots, don't they? Because of... Well, I mean, a lot of people do love mascots, but I mean, |
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