Girl vs. Monster
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 944 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
It's spooky season folks, and we're hitting the ground running with 2012's Girl vs. Monster, an ooky, spooky, rip roaring romp about a girl who fights a lot of things that you could certainly describe as monsters if you were absolutely positive there would be no follow up questions.
The girl in question is Skylar, a regular teen with a medical lack of fear who in a fit of pique one Halloween decides to destroy all her parents' scientific equipment, and by extension their life's work. But unbeknownst to Skylar, it turns out her parents are actually monster hunters, and by destroying their equipment Skylar has unleashed all manner of evil spirits onto the town, as well as restored Skylar's sense of fear at the worst possible time. Will Skylar be able to conquer her fears and face the monsters? Will the Halloween party at the old McQuarry Mansion still go ahead? And does anyone want to buy some slightly used orbs? Listen and find out!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a leprechaun who plays basketball. |
| 0:09.0 | Come to my smart house. |
| 0:11.0 | My alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. Hi everyone and welcome to mom can't cook a decom podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Andy Farrantz. |
| 0:28.3 | Hello and I'm the other host, Luke Westway. Andy, I got your message about making our |
| 0:32.4 | very own horror movie this Halloween and I have to say I'm so on board. What are you thinking? |
| 0:37.9 | Luke, it could not be a better time to make horror movies. Have you seen the garbage they're |
| 0:42.8 | pumping out that's making hundreds of millions of dollars? It's just conjuring after conjuring |
| 0:47.7 | after conjuring. Everyone's swimming in big Scrooge McDuck pools of money. Amazing. Jason Bloom, |
| 0:53.4 | he's got a hover car, probably. |
| 0:56.4 | Jason Bloom, let us in. |
| 0:58.9 | Let us in. |
| 0:59.6 | You could be the new Jason Bloom. |
| 1:01.4 | Luke, so all we need to do is find a spooky object, right? |
| 1:07.2 | Okay. |
| 1:07.7 | Like a doll or a mirror. |
| 1:09.7 | Oh, that's good. |
| 1:10.5 | But it does something that you don't expect it to. Like jump at you. Like the mirror will sort of, yeah, the mirror will jump at you or the doll will sort of look at you. That's great. That's great. Well, I mean, I've been investing. I've bought an after effects, visual effects plug-in. Oh, sweet. |
| 1:27.8 | What is it? |
| 1:28.2 | A doll that looks at you? |
| 1:29.1 | Well, it makes orbs. |
| 1:31.1 | It makes orbs. |
| 1:32.3 | But it can make orbs of all different colours. |
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