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Has 'The Sexy' Left Kristin And Her Husband's Relationship?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We learned a LOT about Kristin's husband Bart last week, namely that he wears a headlamp to bed! This has Bert wondering...when did you know the sexy had left your relationship? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue when did you know that the sexy and the romance part of your relationship

0:09.2

was gone.

0:11.3

There goes.

0:12.3

Bye bye.

0:13.6

So I want to circle back to something that Kristen said on Friday's show, but I think

0:19.7

this happens in a lot of long term relationships that look, the time for you to be real is over,

0:27.1

right? You can totally be yourselves at some point or another.

0:31.5

And the sexy part, it's out the window.

0:34.1

1 855, virtue.

0:35.8

This is the perfect example when sexy has left the building.

0:39.9

When sexy has left the building from Friday show.

0:44.8

Every night my husband comes to bed with his head lay up on it.

0:49.8

I please say that how did you know when the sexy left your marriage?

0:53.4

I mean, this is it right here, but he puts it on red.

0:56.2

It's a red light.

0:57.2

It's the moon.

0:58.2

It's the red light.

0:59.2

Okay, this is not where I was going with the story, but whatever.

1:02.0

When it's a please paint a picture here.

1:03.9

Okay, it's in his boxers because he sleeps in his boxers and he crawls into bed and then

1:07.8

I hear the kick.

1:08.8

I was real, real close to having video of him coming to bed with his red light all night,

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