Harry Potter: Theories from a Hat - We Defend UNHINGED Theories

Super Carlin Brothers

J and Ben Carlin

Tv & Film, Entertainment News, News

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to http://betterhelp.com/super for 10% off your first month. Go to http://buyRaycon.com/supercarlin to get 15% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. Today J and Ben are drawing more unhinged theories from a hat and defending them to the death! Does Sirius Black have a secret twin? Is Hagrid Immortal? Was Harry’s Scar NOT from Voldemort? Was the Sorcerer’s Stone a Fake?? 🦆☕ Ducks go in cups. Submit your own duck-in-a-cup video right here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1IWgf1dl2EkFnkg9K130FbZ-205Bl38Li?usp=drive_link (Please read the rules first) #SuperCarlinBrothers #HarryPotter Written by: J & Ben Carlin Edited by: Isybelle Christley Special thanks to these Patrons: M. Casarico, Sarah Makiyama, Kat Holmes, Pancake Badger, Teghan Denlinger, Captain Kansas, O’Ryan’s Wizard Parts, Gooey Chewie, Bouillon Cube, Lordpooz09, Tara Walker, and Clone Trooper Fives.

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0:00.0	Hey, brother!
0:01.0	And welcome everyone to theories out of a hack, the show where Ben and I have to draw
0:06.0	random fans submitted theories from this hack that are some of the worst Harry Potter theories out there,
0:12.0	and then defend them as if they were real.
0:14.0	As if our lives depended on it.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	So you ready?
0:20.0	I guess I'm ready. Let's dive on it.
0:26.0	Hey, brother! May I have the honors? You may. Let's see.
0:34.7	I want the ones that sank to the bottom, you know? Right, yeah. Really.
0:38.7	Those are the good juicy ones.
0:40.3	The juicy ones indeed.
0:40.6	Okay. So can a whole that hat drippings.
0:42.2	The hat drippings.
0:57.1	Yeah. I like that. Okay. This one's going to come from Sarah. Let me try it again. This question is going to come from Sarah Makayama, who says Andromana Tonks made a deal with the death eaters to save Teddy Lupin.
1:16.6	Okay. All right. All right. You got some thoughts? Andromata Tonks made a deal with the death theaters to save Teddy Lupin. Okay. So this is Tonks' well thing. She goes by Tonks. So Nimfodora's mom. Ready? All right. Hey, brother. Guys, today we're going to reveal whether or not Tonks' mom made a deal with the death eaters? Wow!
1:17.6	No!
1:18.6	Okay, so the kind of like baseline information that we have to be like jumping off of here is that
1:23.6	when the Battle of the Seven Potters is taking place, they are essentially getting
1:27.8	pairings between, you know, an adult and a child who is transformed into Harry.
1:32.7	They're all going in different, like, safe house locations.
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