Harry Potter: Harry Potter Killed Dobby (And I Can Prove It)
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This show was sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with qualified therapists. |
| 0:04.2 | Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com slash super. That's better. H-E-L-P-L-C-C-T-E-L-L-H-E-L-E. And I can prove it. Harry Potter meant to maim, Mawr, seriously injure Dobby. Brother! Yeah, buckle up folks! We're in for a Duce Best. That's code for Doosey because the episode could be sad. I'm already combating it. We can do this! Anyway, Dobby is of course one of the purest and most beloved characters in our vast landscape of a story. He's of course silly, funny, adorable, and occasionally misguided. You're blotcher? |
| 0:39.3 | Oh, yeah, yes. |
| 0:40.3 | Adaway, Daubert! |
| 0:41.3 | Adaway! |
| 0:42.3 | But he's also brave, earnest, and loyal, completely and utterly of his own accord. |
| 0:48.3 | He makes friends easily and stands by those friends and stands up for what is right. |
| 0:57.6 | In some ways, he almost reminds me of serious at his core, |
| 1:00.4 | would rather die than betray his friends. |
| 1:04.2 | And in some ways, that might be exactly what happened. |
| 1:09.5 | Now, obviously, it's easy to blame Belatrix for this death because she does, after all, |
| 1:16.1 | throw a knife at him with the intended purpose of killing him, and it does hit... A hill? |
| 1:16.8 | And it does hit him, and he does die. |
| 1:19.8 | But I am here to tell you that while she may have delivered the blow, it's Harry who sealed Dobby's bit. |
| 1:30.3 | Hey, brother! |
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