Hey brother and welcome everyone to our another edition of J versus Ben

where today we're taking on the internet's most hardest most difficult.

Your professors wouldn't even put this on an exam because it's about them, professors quiz.

That's an EWT standard that is.

You know what, Gildreux Cart literally gives a quiz all about himself. So that is inaccurate. I have been foiled by my own Ptard, as they say. Foyled by your own Patern. That's right. It's a common expression. Hoisted. Hoisted. I have a feel like this is going to come up a few more times than today's episode. That's okay. It always kind of does. So without any further ado, let's dive on in.

Hey, brother!

In case you guys are new to the J versus Ben format,

this is how it is going to work,

kangaroo cats on the other end of the camera.

She's waving.

We can see her however you cannot. She was going to be reading us today's 15 questions all submitted by our quizmasters over on Patreon. Ben and I will have to answer all the questions completely from memory. But if we both agree, we have no idea. We can ask for the multiple choice, which usually doesn't help that much. Yeah, it's kind of like, if we don't know it off the top of the dome, how much more likely are we to know it off of four options? I know, right? You know, like, I feel like you guys get it pretty well with the multiple choice. At least we can roll a foresight and dice. This is why I'm officially petitioning for the SATs to be exclusively fill in the blank. Exactly. you. You know, like, I mean, if you know it, you know it. It's easier from an answering perspective. It's easier from a grading perspective. I mean, it's not either of those things. Either way. I mean, like this is... Let's take handwriting into account. Oh, let's do it, you know? Yeah. It's like, no, I got it right.

That was it.

Just like, that's great, but I couldn't read your handwriting.

Yeah.

Should have learned cursive. Should have learned cursive. We said it was going to come up. It's like, just for this though. Yeah. Yeah. You know the other thing I was thinking about just this very morning that I thought was going to come up a lot more that hasn't come up at all in my life?

Quicksand.

Yeah.

Well, I was going to say cover letters.

But yeah. Well, I was going to say cover letters, but yeah, cover letters. Cover letters too, yeah. Quick sand also. It seemed like it was like a problem. That's a John Malini joke. Don't move too quickly. Otherwise, you'll quicksand yourself into the depths of the holes or whatever. This is also something that I worry about, but like whenever I daydream about filling a swimming pool with a variety of other objects. You're just going to like sink and die. Right. Yeah. It's like if you filled it with like a bunch of like, I don't know, ball bearings. I don't know why that's my bird. You know, it know, it seems like to be really difficult to swim in ball bearings.

I think if you filled a swimming pool with ball bearings, and this is just my guess. Yeah. And then tried to jump on it. He would be like hitting a metal wall. Ah. And you would like break your shoulder or something. Probably. You wouldn't like slink your way down in there. I don't think you could like Scrooge McDuck into it.

Okay, okay, okay.

He's like right into the treasure. Wee swimming pool of money. Yay. Like he's dead. Those are coins. He's definitely dead. He's definitely dead. If not by blunt force trauma to the head, then by old age at this point. You know, like, I mean, I'm just guessing. He ain't a young duck. No. Just a young duck. With a quick few. Oh, yeah, sorry. I thought you were going to Magic Dragons. I was, but I was changing all the words. How about if it was like 90% ball bearings and 10% vegetable oil? Well, that would probably help a little bit. Yeah.

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