Harry Potter: The One Hagrid Question That Never Gets Answered
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey brother, Hagrid, big man with even bigger mysteries. |
| 0:03.8 | I mean, basically from the moment you meet Hagrid, the questions start. |
| 0:08.2 | Who are you? |
| 0:09.2 | Why is he so big? |
| 0:10.5 | Why is he flying on a motorbike if this Dumbledore guy here was able to just like, I don't |
| 0:15.6 | know, appear? |
| 0:16.6 | Being me has its privileges. |
| 0:18.8 | If the Potters were attacked the night before and it's the following night now, |
| 0:23.6 | what were you doing with Harry for the whole day in between? |
| 0:27.6 | And if you had the whole day, why are you late getting here? |
| 0:30.6 | Little type felt asleep just as we were flying over Bristol. |
| 0:33.6 | Also, you mentioned who you got the bike from, um, young, serious black, which, you know what, |
| 0:38.5 | never mind. That's probably just a throwaway name. We don't need to worry about that one. |
| 0:45.9 | Mind you, this is all after we've been introduced to Hagrid for like, I don't know, three |
| 0:50.5 | paragraphs. Like, that is a lot of mystery for one guy right out of the gate. |
| 0:56.0 | And frankly, he's not done. |
| 0:58.0 | By the end of just chapter 5, we've got a whole new slew of questions. |
| 1:02.0 | Like, what's the deal with the pink umbrella? |
| 1:04.0 | And why is he carrying around live mice in his pockets? |
| 1:08.0 | And how did he get expelled from Hogwarts? |
| 1:10.0 | They'll have your one for this, Hagrid. |
| 1:11.7 | How can he be so bad at spelling that he doesn't know how to spell Voldemort, |
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